I’m sorry if I seem uninterested or I’m   not listening or I’m indifferent truly I have noooo business here but since my friends are here I just came to kick it but really I would rather be at home all by myself not in this room with people who don’t even care about my well being and I don’t dance, don’t ask, I don’t need a boyfriend so you can go back and please enjoy your party I’ll be here somewhere in the corner under clouds with this boy who’s hollering I can hardly hear over this music I don’t listen to and no I don’t wanna get with you soooo tell my friends that I’ll be over here! excuuuse me if I seem a little unimpressed with this anti-social pessimist but usually I don’t mess with this and I know you mean only the best and your intentions aren’t to bother me buuut honestly I’d rather be somewhere with my people we can kick it and just listen to some music with a message, like we usually do and we’ll discuss our big dreams and how we plan to take over the planet soooo pardon my manners I hope you’ll understand that I’ll be here…not there in the kitchen with the girl who’s always gossiping about her own friends so tell them I’ll be here right next to the boy who’s throwing up cause he can’t take what’s in his cup no more…ooooooh God why am I here?